Meeting Son’s New Girlfriend Was Exciting Until Her X-Rated Remark – I Had to Ask Her to Leave!
A WOMAN kicked her son’s new girlfriend out of the house after she made a lewd comment about his penis.
The mum, 56, said she was excited to meet the “the love of her son’s life” but was horrified by how she greeted her and her husband, 58.
The woman was horrified with her son’s girlfriend for her lewd jokeCredit: Getty
The couple had been dating a year before they decided to meet the parents.
Taking to Reddit the mum said: “Last weekend, he brought her over for dinner.
“By now we’d been anticipating meeting her with how much our son has been gushing about her. How perfect she is, that she’s ‘the one’, in his words.
“They ring the doorbell. We open the door. She looks exactly like her pictures, which is a great start. My son is grinning ear to ear – another great start.
“We invite them in. She accepts my hug and a firm handshake from my husband, and then she opens her mouth: ‘I’m the one your son puts his penis in.’
“To be frank, I was appalled. I expected my husband to laugh (both he and my son are jokesters, and as annoying as it can be I love it) but THIS was just too much for me.
“Maybe I’m reserved, but of all things she could have shared about my son she told us THAT. One look at my face and my husband knew how much I disapproved.
“Maybe I let my expectations get too high, and it’s unfair to have them, but I reiterate: of all things to say to her boyfriend’s parents – whom she’d never met – she chose THAT?
“My son was amused at first but when he noticed my reaction his face dropped.”
Disturbed by the image that had been planted in her head, the mum reacted with anger and told the girlfriend to get out.
She said: “I wanted to say more about how gross it made me feel but I fortunately left it at that.
“My son didn’t want to go, insisting I give her another chance, but I was too fed up and uncomfortable by this point.
“Even my husband, who’s enjoyed his fair share of raunchy jokes, wouldn’t let up.”
The mum explained that she felt guilty about her reaction and called her son to apologise but he refused to respond.
Fellow Redditors were quick to comment with their opinions on the situation.
One person said: “I’m as liberal as you can get and I seriously can’t fathom how the girlfriend expected a comment like that to go?!?!”
Another said: “Seriously. I’m married with a kid, my in-laws obviously know that I’ve had sex with their daughter.
“The number of times I’ve mentioned our sex life to them is zero.”
A third said: “This just doesn’t sit right. You said your son was all big smiles and amusement when they arrived and up until he son realised you weren’t all that impressed.
“You also said he jokes around like that with his dad… What are the chances it was your sons idea all along and she just (regretfully) went along with it?”
The woman acknowledged that her son could have set up the joke but said that she would be “disappointed in him” if that was the case.
Another said: “I love inappropriate jokes. I love making people cringe.
“But there’s a time and place and reading the room. I would NEVER do that as my first impression with my partner’s parents.”
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