ANYONE who tells you they don’t get nervous before a first date is probably lying. End of.
Even the mere thought of sitting across a table from someone we barely know and trying to engage in some flirty banter is enough to send us spiralling.
Christy shared her worst first date story in a viral videoCredit: Tiktok / @grey.collective
So spare a thought for this poor man who was SO stressed ahead of his date that he almost s*** himself… on several occasions.
Earlier this year, TikTok user Christy shared her nightmare first date story with her 90,000 followers.
In a viral video that’s racked up over 27,000 “likes”, Christy explained how they got off to a promising start and the man had taken her to a fancy restaurant.
But not too long into the evening, she could tell something was off.
She said: “He clearly had some bowel issues. He was nervous so I think it made his bowels worse.
“He spent half the night running back and forth to the bathroom to relieve himself.”
Understandably, the couple ended up leaving early – but things took a turn for the worse in the car.
She continued: “Poor guy. As he tried to drive me home, he COULDN’T make it.”
Instead, the man had to come up with a plan B and racked his brains for the nearest loo.
Christy said: “We had to stop by his parents’ house [so he could] relieve himself some more.”
She went on to marry her dateCredit: Tiktok / @grey.collective
Rather than going into the house and meeting his family, Christy revealed how mortified she was to have been “abandoned” outside in the car.
Luckily for him, Christy did sympathise with him in the situation: “I get it. Bowel issues can be just awful.”
And while some people might not have agreed to a second date after the awkward ordeal, the social media star agreed to go out with him again.
She added: “So what happened next? I married him.”
Needless to say, viewers loved that the first date nightmare had a happy ending.
One replied: “I’m so glad. It’s not like he would choose to have bowel issues on that day. Many girls would not give him a second chance.”
Another added: “Greatest love story ever told!”
“This is the best thing I’ve heard in a long time,” a third said.
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