TONIGHT’S Love Island got off to an explosive start with Shannon Singh being brutally dumped from the villa after just 48 hours.
Shannon barely had time to say goodbye as she received a text telling her to pack her bags and leave, and viewers at home have been left devastated by the decision.
However, eagle-eyed viewers had previously picked up on tell-tale clues that Chloe would pick Aaron after she was caught flirting with him on more than one occasion.
Meanwhile, some viewers had speculated that Shannon actually has a secret boyfriend on the outside after they clocked her resistance to get to know any of the men – even going so far as to swerve a kiss during a challenge.
Suffice to say, it’s never a quiet day in Love Island…
Read our Love Island 2021 live blog below for the latest updates…
HU DOES HE THINK HE IS?
Is Hugo a secret lady slayer?
Speaking about Sharon to the lads, he said ‘she’s not the type of girl I could imagine introducing to my parents’.
What women does he like? Ones he has sex with in cars.
DATE NUMBER ONE: KAZ AND TOBY
This looks like it’s got potential. They’re laughing and smiling on their way out. They’ve even brushed their teeth.
But it’s about to go down quicker than a sack of Shannon.
HUGO AND SHARON HAVE ‘THE CHAT’
Sharon tells Hugo she feels like he’s been ignoring her. “I’ve been busy,” says Hugo in his defence.
Doing what? Combing his chest hair?
Now they’ve hugged it out. Still, zero sexual chemistry here.
THE GIRLS ARE AT THE ZOO
Well, watching the boys working out.
NO TEACHER’S PET FOR SHARON AND HUGO
These two are like chalk and cheese.
They’re as successful together as trying to write on his teacher’s blackboard with a lump of brie.
SHANNON’S BEEN DUMPED!
What. Has. Just. Happened?
TOBY AND KAZ HAVE A KAZ-TASTROPHE OF A DATE
Oh dear. The pair are set to clash on their awkward date tonight as she tells him ‘you’re cancelled’.
Fans were convinced it was true love after their toe sucking task.
Turns out it was more Toe Romance than True Romance.
KAMWI BE MORE THAN GOOD FRIENDS?
Kaz Kamwi from Witham has worked with brands such as Primark and Iconic London.
She has described herself as “fun, dramatic, spontaneous”, “friendly” and “light-hearted”.
Her worst date ever was when: “A guy asked me out for dinner and he was ‘mystery dining’ the restaurant.
“I will never get over the fact that he made me pay, while he got to eat for free and he made me sit there while he did his review.”
What a Katch.
SINGH WHEN YOU’RE WINNING
5ft 4ins Shannon has modelled for Nastygal, Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty and Pretty Little Thing.
She also gets ‘good money’ from OnlyFans, has pugs Pepper and Peaches and is a big gamer and COD fan. (Call of Duty).
And probably the fish.
HOW IS SHANNON SINGH SINGH-LE?
“My mum was like ‘you should do glamour, you should do Page 3,’” Shannon told BBC podcast Brown Girls Do It Too.
“She took the topless photos of me and we sent them off to a London agency and I got signed within 11 minutes.
“It never bothered me, I think I’ve always been really confident with my body. Boobs are just boobs, I really don’t get the big hoo-ha with them.
“I’m probably getting judged so much. My mum and dad have never made it an issue.”
Hoo-ha? Or Boob-ha?
MAUR THAN GOOD FRIENDS?
Penny Lancaster has spilt the spicy beans on Maura Higgins and Strictly pro Giovanni Pernice’s ‘secret’ romance after spotting them in a car together when she was with her mum.
She told Loose Women: “Ironically she [Sally] happened to say, “Oh Giovanni!” because she watches Strictly.
“[Giovanni] Was in the car next to us with this girl who Alistair said was from Love Island. I was like, “Oh, but maybe they were just on a shopping trip.”‘
Maybe at Ann Summers?
HU’S A BAD BOY?
A representative from PE teacher Hugo’s school has told the Daily Star he won’t be going back to teach there. Could it be after admitting to having had sex in a road and kissing 10 girls in one night? Or is his short-term stint just up?
They said: “Mr Hammond was here on a very short placement during his teacher training in the Spring Term. He was not employed by the school.”
LOVE ISLANDERS ARE PROPER ST(U)Ds
The contestants have had to reveal if they have herpes or genital ulcers before entering the villa of love.
Here’s last year’s lot, ahem, vibing.
LOVE ISLAND DRINKING (H2O) GAME
Every time someone says the following, have a swig:
“You’re not my type.”
“You’re my type on paper…”
“Can I pull you for a chat?”
CRINGE! ONE COUPLE ARE OFF ON THEIR FIRST DATE
It’s nearly time for the first awkward date tonight.
Questions probably include the following: What’s your name? What’s your favourite colour? Shall we get married next week?
THREE TIMES THE FUN FOR SHARON GAFFKA
Fans are well impressed with Sharon’s bisexual conquests. With a trio of threesomes under her belt/bikini, will this raise her worth with the boys – or girls?
Viewers have called her ‘iconic’. One excited Sue shared: “Sharon giving the girls BISEXUAL?!?! I’m here for it”.
Another fan applauded: “Sharon is bisexual! So glad there is someone representing the LGBTQ community.”
She’s a Shar-er.
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