SIZE isn’t everything but it certainly helps, and some male celebs big themselves up more than others.
Kim Kardashian was keen to find out if the rumours are trueCredit: Getty
Pete Davidson has busted the myths from his ex Ariana GrandeCredit: The Mega Agency
In the latest episode of her Hula show, The Kardashians, she said the she was disappointed when he didn’t show up to an afterparty following her appearance on Saturday Night Live, in October, and asked for his number.
“I wasn’t even thinking like, ‘Oh my God, I’m gonna be in a relationship with him.’ ” she said.
“I was just thinking, ‘Heard about this BDE [big d*** energy], need to get out there,” adding she was only after sex.
Despite getting Kim’s hopes up, Saturday Night Live comedian Pete had to insist he’s not big downstairs after ex-fiancee Ariana Grande branded him “huge”.
He said: “It’s just simply not true. She has tiny little hands. Everything is f***ing huge to her.
“Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d*** for the rest of my life is disappointed.”
From Robbie Williams’ wee willy to Danny Dyer’s dong, we find out who’s cock of the walk and who’s a right flop…
The tiny but mighty…
Enrique has admitted his privates are nothing to shout aboutCredit: Getty – Contributor
Latino heartthrob Enrique might have wooed tennis babe Anna Kournikova, but he had to overcome some shortcomings.
On tour in Australia in 2011, he told a crowd: “Maybe I have the Spanish looks, but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”
Robbie has been incredibly open about his ‘tackle’ previouslyCredit: Instagram
Although he’s not shy about showing off his tiger pants, Robbie admits that his manhood is holding him back from full frontal nudity.
He said in 2015: “It’s not a small c**k, I’ve got massive thighs and it’s an optical illusion’.
“It’s not though, it really is quite small! So if I had an extra inch and a half, I’d be a naturist.”
Shia le Beouf
Shia le Beouf left little to the imagination in some gym leggingsCredit: Getty – Contributor
Transformers actor Shia Le Beouf admitted he came up short while trying out some sexy positions in the bedroom.
He told Playboy previously: “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie. I’m not extremely well-endowed, and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Johnny Knoxville is small and proudCredit: Getty Images
Jackass prankster Johnny Knoxville confessed to being small and proud in a 2005 interview.
He said: “It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’”
The happy mediums…
Olly Murs has gained millions of fans on social mediaCredit: Instagram
Brutally honest Olly has confessed his package is five inches long.
He said: “It’s not about the size; it’s what you can do with it that counts. It’s not about quantity, it’s about quality. And I am all about quality.”
Ricky Gervais previously joked he was never going to be huge downstairsCredit: Getty Images – Getty
The funnyman confessed he is distinctly mid-sized in the trouser department.
He said: “I’d look weird with a foot long knob wouldn’t I? It’d be ridiculous, also I’d faint if I got an erection as all the blood would be in there. It’s fine, it’s fine, really it’s average.”
Jason Segal’s is ‘well proportioned’ according to Mila KunisCredit: Getty Images – Getty
Mila Kunis said her Forgetting Sarah Marshall co-star Jason’s nude scenes impressed her.
She said: “I want it on the record, okay? It’s a nice d***. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel’s penis.”
Orlando Bloom blamed optical illusions for his sizeCredit: Splash News
Despite the famous nude pics of Orlando Bloom paddle boarding in 2016, the actor says his length is a trick of the camera:
He said: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion.”
Large and in charge
Alan Carr (right) has made an impression in tight pants before
You won’t need glasses to see Alan Carr’s trousersnake according to former presenting pal Justin Lee Collins.
He said: “He has a massive c**k. Huge.
“In a poll recently, women guessed his manhood was about 2½in long. Ladies, you couldn’t be more wrong!”
Danny Dyer has shown off practically everything in tight shorts beforeCredit: Splash News
The EastEnders hardman has long been rumoured to pack a big schlong – although ex co-star Danny-Boy Hatchard threw doubts over the claims.
He said: “Everyone’s been going on about Danny Dyer’s massive penis, I’m sure you saw Celebrity Juice when he told everyone he had a massive ballbag.
“I haven’t seen it but I reckon he’s all ballbag. I don’t think there’s a bulge there.”
Liam Payne sent fans wild with this mirror selfieCredit: Instagram
Modest Liam Payne didn’t hold back when asked which member of One Direction was the biggest.
He replied: “I’ll have to say myself.”
We previously told how comic Rob Beckett praised Andy Murray for his impressive advantage.
Rob Beckett has heaped praise on Andy Murray’s manhoodCredit: Getty Images – Getty
Rob, 34, said: “I saw it on an X-ray – he’s got a really massive k**b.”
The tennis ace made the error after posting the X-ray of his hip surgery in January 2019 – sending fans wild.
Peter Andre’s size is no mystery thanks to wife EmilyCredit: Instagram
Peter’s missus Emily revealed little Pete’s true size in a Valentine’s Day card previously.
It read: “Peter your MASSIVE HEART is one of the reasons I love you Your MASSIVE WILLY is another”
David Beckham isn’t afraid to leave it all on showCredit: AP:Associated Press
An Aussie DJ confirmed Beckham indeed has goldenballs when he bumped into him at a urinal.
Kyle Sandilands said: “I glanced down to the left and had a look.
“There’s two types of penis. There’s the one that’s the same size all the time and the other one changes in size.
“Let’s just say he looks like he’s got it going on whether it’s happy or not.”
Lily Allen got very explicit about her brother Alfie’s manhoodCredit: HBO
Oversharer Lily Allen embarrassingly revealed her little brother Alfie has a massive todger.
She said: “He’s got a huge penis. When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom.
“Alfie would get up with his morning b***r and come in for a wee while I was in the bath.”
Dan Osborne has boasted about his penis size in the pastCredit: Instagram
Ex-Towie cheater Dan Osborne may have a reputation for being a massive c**k but turns out he has one too.
He said: “I’m quite happy with my muscles. I’d like ’em a bit bigger but I’m fine with ’em. And I’ve already got a big d**k!”
Idris Elba apparently has a lot to shout aboutCredit: WENN
Most would be mortified by nudes leaking but Idris Elba said pics of his massive bulge from film A Thousand Sheets put him in the limelight.
He said: “For a minute, the rumour was great. I saw my Twitter account rise. I was like, ‘What is this popularity? Oh, oh, I see, it’s ’cause they think I have a massive penis.’ But we all had fun with it. I certainly did.”
Jason Derulo sent the internet into overdrive with one social media snapCredit: Instagram
After posting the bulge snap to end all bulge snaps last year, Instagram removed the image because it was too “sexual”.
The singer protested: “I have underwear on… I can’t help my size.”
Katie Price’s fiance is packing quite a lunchbox.
After posting a pic of Carl Woods in a pair of grey shorts last year, Katie’s followers went wind for his bulge.
Katie Price branded fiance Carl her ‘biggest’ everCredit: Instagram / katieprice
She commented: “I suppose the secret is out @carljwoods is very big and the biggest I’ve ever had and that’s a fact.
Scott Disick’s has even been described as “an elephant’s trunk”Credit: Xposure
Kourtney Kardashian has split with her ex Scott but that doesn’t stop her from being extremely complimentary about his boxer bulge.
She said: “It’s like an elephant’s trunk.”
There’s no room for privacy in showbiz after all.
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